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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

(Source: phineasomg)

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)