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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay)

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

(Source: phineasomg)

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind